Sunday, February 22, 2009
Andrew Thomas Pinski is talking to liam. 7:32am
Who? And why him at 4:30 in the morning? This guy isn't even on facebook, who are you Liam???
Andrew Thomas Pinski is tried of having someone (you know who you are) trying to keep me safe, I will be safe no matter what.
Who? And how in the hell will that someone know who you are talking about when they aren't on facebook?
Did you know what a parent's job is? To keep you safe. If you don't want parents, die already?
Also, do you really think you'll be safe no matter what? What makes you think you are invincible?
UPDATE: Andrew Thomas Pinski at 7:09am February 22I am not talking about jenn here either.
-Almost everyone would have known that if mom had been on facebook.
Andrew Thomas Pinski joined the group Virtual Tony Nik's. 6:07am
Tony Nik's, another bar for Andrew.
Andrew Thomas Pinski changed his profile picture. 5:05am
Good, no one really wants to see just you... Oh wait, no one really wants to see the both of you, most do not agree with Hillary Fragomeni you two are not cute.
Andrew Thomas Pinski joined the group You Know You're From Ohio If...(Global Edition). 4:27am
The list provided is not funny. Jeff Foxworthy's stick got funny the second time it was told and the first time it was adapted.
List:
1. You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami.
2. You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the State Hospital.
3. You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
4. You've heard of 3.2% beer.
5. Schools close for the state basketball tournament. Deer season, too.
6. You're proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar Point.
7. You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
8. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
9. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
10. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."
11. You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
12. You know if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
13. You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there.
14. You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,and Tuscarawas *(Wapakoneta?) and you know which letter is doubled in "Cincinnati."
15. You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.
16. You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes.
17. You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers.
18. "Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island.
19. You measure distance in minutes.
20. .Down south to you means Kentucky.
21. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
22. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
23. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
24. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
25. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
26. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?"
27. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
28. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
29. You carry jumper cables in your car.
30. You know what pop is.
31. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
32. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
33. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
34. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
35. You think that deer season is a national holiday.
36. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
37. You thought that the Michael Stanley Band was the most popular band in the country.
38. You actually understand these jokes then forward 'em to all your OH friends!!
1. You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami.
2. You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the State Hospital.
3. You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
4. You've heard of 3.2% beer.
5. Schools close for the state basketball tournament. Deer season, too.
6. You're proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar Point.
7. You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
8. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
9. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
10. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."
11. You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
12. You know if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
13. You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there.
14. You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,and Tuscarawas *(Wapakoneta?) and you know which letter is doubled in "Cincinnati."
15. You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.
16. You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes.
17. You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers.
18. "Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island.
19. You measure distance in minutes.
20. .Down south to you means Kentucky.
21. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
22. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
23. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
24. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
25. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
26. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?"
27. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
28. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
29. You carry jumper cables in your car.
30. You know what pop is.
31. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
32. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
33. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
34. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
35. You think that deer season is a national holiday.
36. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
37. You thought that the Michael Stanley Band was the most popular band in the country.
38. You actually understand these jokes then forward 'em to all your OH friends!!
Andrew Thomas Pinski is talking to his love of his life. 4:14am
You're on the phone with her, why does anyone else give a fuck?
UPDATE: Dt Friedman at 4:28am February 22Your mom? ;-)
-Nice one.UPDATE: Andrew Thomas Pinski at 4:29am February 22no
-Anyone who has seen your blog knows that that was a joke.UPDATE: Jennifer Tanti at 4:34am February 22he is talking to me thank u
-No shit, but still???? What do you two have to talk about, the stealth game?
Andrew Thomas Pinski is at his apartment with his mom. 3:10am
Good, let's see how this turns out....
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